These are good for a laugh
(Yes, they are real)
(And there is a clock on the oven for a reason.)
( Who has so much stuff to iron that they need to sit down?!)
(What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice)
( Well, thank baby Jesus!)
( I actually think this ad is kinda cute…)
( Love me a man trap sammich!)
( It’s not rape if you yell “surprise” first)
( Once a cheater, always a cheater)
( Because nothing turns on a woman more than old food being ground up in the sink)
( Is this where “Going Postal” came from?)
( I have no words for this one)
( And you thought Toddlers and Tiaras was creepy )
( Wait, I’m suppose to keep shaving my legs?)
( Does your husband walk all over you? Maybe you need to make him more sammiches)
( I still want a Dyson animal…)
(I’d say these are all ” WINNING”)
Dad’s rule of thumb when Christmas shopping is,
” Never buy her anything that plugs in”
Mom says ” Thanks”
( They have been married 38 years, it must be the secret)
( They have been married 38 years, it must be the secret)
some of these are kind of disturbing….but funny at the same time. eek!
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Oh my gosh! Why in the world do men think they're such a catch? Make your own damn dinner. I'd have been beaten in the 50's.
Umm I think he's the one that wants the Hoover Christmas Morning. 🙂