Sh*t my dad says

I decided this warranted a post because sometimes, parents say the darnedest things.

Location: The Miss Washington Pageant

Time: Intermission
I am looking at “the facebook” on my phone.

Someone is tagged in a tattoo artists album.

It is a woman with a huge vegetable tattooed on her stomach region.

Its really pretty … but totally random.

I show it to my dad , who is sitting next to me.

Me: Hey, I think I will go get a radish tattooed on me today

Dad: Wow, why would someone get that?!

Me: I don’t know, people usually have some kind of reason though

Dad: Maybe it was a nickname

Me: What was a nickname?

Dad: Radish Belly. All her friends were like ” Hey, Radish Belly ,what’s up!?”
Me: * confused stare*
Dad: Radish Belly Radish Belly Radish Belly

Location: Tavern for dinner
Time: After Pageant
Dad: Aren’t you going to finish your fries?
My sister: Meh… they aren’t crispy, they are all limp
Dad: Oh, like Dicks
Me: * Confused stare*
Dad: Dick’s Drive In, the burger place….
Me: Oooooh